If you’ve been trying to decide whether or not to purchase a home compressor, consider this fact: researchers at the Kuppenheim Institute in Germany have now shown that owning a home compressor can greatly improve the quality of one’s life. This may seem odd, but if you’ve ever owned a home compressor, you know how true it is.
The findings of the researchers were based on more than two years of rigorous scientific studies commissioned by a German burgomaster named Hans Wallop. The inherently great Mr. Wallop ordered the research to be carried out with the aim of finding new methods of improving the lives of his constituents, the wonderful people of Kuppenheim, Germany.
One study, for instance, focused on how much happier a person is when he or she is able to quickly finish projects. When the study was complete, Wallop’s researchers found that those individuals that had recently completed several projects around the house had a much better outlook on life, especially when they had completed the aforesaid projects in a timely fashion, something that a home compressor would allow them to do.
Dr. Kaufman
According to the Kuppenheim Institute’s very own Dr. Eberhard Kaufman, a person’s ability to quickly complete a project can engender a real sense of usefulness and purpose in that individual. “The more productive we are, the happier we are,” said Kaufman, “which is why those of us here at the Kuppenheim Institute are recommending that all German households be outfitted with a home compressor.”
With science like that behind home compressors, it’s hard to argue that one should not buy one. After all, isn’t it the dream of all people to live longer more fulfilling lives? Of course it is, and if owning a home compressor can help us make that dream a reality, why would anyone fight the urge to go out and buy one?
The Kuppenheim Institute continues to carry out research on home compressors and their links to long-lasting personal happiness, and any further developments will surely be reported on this Web site. In the meantime, go out and get yourself a new home compressor; it’ll be the smartest move you ever made. If you don’t believe me, just go ask Dr. Kaufman. He’s a scientist.
